Poetry
Maupin, Oregon
If you’ve got time and a spare school bus
Grab your crew and don’t make a fuss
Head northeast on interstate 5
Four hours later you will arrive
Maupin Oregon is the best place to be
For white water rafting or just taking a pee
It’s got rivers, trees, mountains, bees
And plenty of campgrounds filled with hillbillies
So make the trip now and then
And make Maupin great again
Maupin is known for its great rapids
Boxcar, oak springs, you can’t predict what happens
If you get the chance, pick the Maupin Run
It is scary as hell, but just as fun
Maupin Oregon is the best place to be
For white water rafting or just taking a pee
It’s got rivers, trees, mountains, bees
And plenty of campgrounds filled with hillbillies
So make the trip now and then
And make Maupin great again
The best meal in town is served at Pete’s Diner
Once you walk in, you’ll realize there isn’t a place finer
The daily special is always chili, fresh as can be
Straight out of a can, and that’s a guarantee
Maupin Oregon is the best place to be
For white water rafting or just taking a pee
It’s got rivers, trees, mountains, bees
And plenty of campgrounds filled with hillbillies
So make the trip now and then
And make Maupin great again
Haiku
Sun shines through the grass
Laughter dances in the air
All things are in place